A Zombie's History of the United States : From the Massacre at Plymouth Rock to the CIA's Secret War on the Undead

" Americans have been taught that their nation is civilized and humane. But, too often, U.S. actions have been uncivilized and inhumane. " --Howard Zinn Shedding light on 500 years of suppression, this shocking expos reveals the pivotal role in American history played by its most invisible minority--zombies. From colonization and revolution to World Wars and global hegemony, A Zombie's History of the United States tells the powerful and moving stories of this country's living-dead underclass, including: -The zombie massacre of European colonists at Plymouth Rock -The gruesome killing of a zombinated Meriwether Lewis by his fellow explorer William Clark -The doomed defense of the Alamo against hordes of the attacking undead -The heroic, platoon-saving charge into a hail of German fire by an undead Lt. Audie Murphy -The top-secret NASA missions that launched(and often lost) zombies into space -The anti-terrorist program to stop the weaponization of the zombie virus